Fressshhh

I must obtain these in the near future.

It might take me a little longer to fall asleep tonight...

So I enjoy reading about new technology and where our advancements in the field are headed. I also enjoy randomly scouring the internet for ambiguous information at late hours in the night. The combination of these two enjoyments led me to a startling discovery. A discovery that made me regret my cat like curiosity for the night. Just when I thought nothing could be more creepy than aliens, bot flies and sewer creatures, I stumbled across this: (view at your own discretion)


While I realize that these are unbelievable leaps foward in the realm of technology, (it is cool in that sense) I dont understand how you could work with those all day, go home at night and not have hallucinations of it behind you in the mirror, or hearing it faintly talking somewhere down the hall. It will be interesting when this kind of AI gets introduced to the public in the future, as im sure they would improve efficiency in many facets, but more importantly they would be creeping the shit out of 95% of the population, which could lead to a less productive labor force.

RIIICAAAA

Who doesnt love to dress up

Since his days ballin back at the U, I have been a Clinton Portis fan, but that has been increased over the years by a few factors: his good consistent play, great fantasy league numbers, and most importantly his extravagant alter-egos. Portis is known for regularly dressing up in costumes for his media interviews, with the most recent sisqo-like look perhaps topping the rest. Between his mean game, and his fearless fashion, I really respect what Clinton Portis is bringing to the table. Expect CP to be my #1 fantasy pick come late august.

Guys, Check this out

I found this from Big Suke of 1080 the fan, but it is something that all men need to call their attention to. This is a list of 23 skills every man should know. If you are a man's man and know most of this stuff, then thats great, but for the things you dont know, it gives you an idea that there is work to be done and critical knowledge to be acquired. If you dont know the skill, the site gives you directions on how to complete each task, which can come in handy as a refresher down the road. So if you arent too adept with consoling a crying baby or shopping for women's clothing, now is your time to shine. A good one to bookmark for the dudes, and for the handy women (hot).

Test your might

Greetings

Whats up internet. I have felt the need to hit you with my totally riveting thoughts and ideas on a consistent basis, so thats why the earth formed this blog. I will do my part to live up to its incredible billing. Anyways, if you dont know me, some of my more appealing interests are sports, funny stuff, and shoes...so prepare for heavy doses of that stuff, but I'll try to keep it real with other genres of material.

What better way to start off a blog than with an advertisement! I am in no way associated with this product, but you are crazy if you do not consider buying one. Talk about an instant conversation starter in a quiet car ride.